In light of Defamer's going where not even the U.S. Army will venture, we would like to take this moment to remind you that here at FBLA we aren't even a little bi-curious as to who you're lovin' when you're not readin' the 'Bowl. We accept you for who you are, and if your mother and I ever seem less than proud of you, know that it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation at all.