The fun never stops up in Santa Barbara. The Independent reprints a leaked memo from News-Press Empress Wendy McCaw, ordering her san-serif serfs back to work and to ignore those Teamster bolshies. FBLA's favorite part:

Did Wendy McCaw break the law? No. Although the Teamsters would like our community to believe otherwise, no laws have been broken.

Did Wendy McCaw break the law? makes a great chant. And since the National Labor Relations Board charged her with unfair labor practices, FBLA thinks everyone should practice chanting at the protest tomorrow.

Circulation drops when all the writers get fired, too.

(We can't find a recent photo of her Highness, as you can see.)