We Told Them So: We really, really like Robin Abcarian. And apparently she really, really likes us because today she has this story. Which we had last week.

We'd apologize for gloating, but the story is about narcissism and we're Method writers.

Prete-a-Partay: L.A. culture descends upon NY, with 50 Cent causing a ruckus at the Kimmora Lee Simmons' Baby Phat fashion show and L.A. designer Phillip Lim wowing 'em with white.

Pimp It And They Will Watch? Universal Music Group is signing a deal today with MTV, giving the network blanket license to its songs and videos for use on cell phones. Yesterday, EMI Music struck a deal with T-Mobile. And cellphone carriers earmarked $1 billion to develop mobile content.

This isn't the dumbest deal ever inked. At least Universal isn't promising to turn manure into electricity. And we totally believe in the power of short form video and that it will -- eventually -- revolutionize media. But we think cell phone content is for discreet porn viewing and discrete porn viewing alone.

Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to, um, take an important call.