The Guy Who Sent Paris To the Slammer: LAT profiles Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer, a veteran judge who must have pissed off somebody along the way because he went from trying cases in front of the U.S. Supreme Court to handling misdemeanor DUIs. Wonder what's going to happen to him now that he's crossed a Hilton.

Patrick Goldstein Is Depressed: And it's Steven Spielberg's fault.

Hill Street Blues: After investigating the MacArthur Park incident from last week, LAPD's top brass reassigned two high-ranking commanders, Deputy Chief Cayler "Lee" Carter Jr., commanding officer of Operations Central Bureau, and Cmdr. Louis Gray, the No. 2 official in the bureau. At least 10 protesters and journalists were injured in the melee.