Handicapping Grammy Noms: The Envelope reports that Fergie and Vince Gill will be on hand to announce the Grammy nominations on Thursday, noting that it'd be a creepy kind of awful to have them wake up for the press conference only to send them home with nothing.

Why Not? Everyone Else Has: The drivers' ed teacher who appeared in Borat is adding his name to the long line of people futilely suing the producers of the film. Michael Psenicska, a Baltimore high school math teacher says the producers told him he'd be in a documentary about the integration of immigrants into U.S. life. Which, really, isn't that far off from the truth.

Thank You, Tina: One of our fave columnists, Tina Daunt dedicates this week's ink to Brad Pitt's Make It Right Foundation. We're happy that she's giving his rebuild-New-Orleans cause a big push. But we're even happier that she gave us an excuse to run another picture of Brad Pitt.