Britney Spears, Detained For Drug-Testing: Oh dear. Well, to look at the bright side, at least the LAT didn't re-post that Britney-Madonna kiss pic.

Jay Leno: Scab or Not? The WGA and The Tonight Show host are at odds over whether he's really allowed to write his own jokes ... never mind that he shouldn't be allowed -- strike or no.

Running Out Of Column Ideas? We know how hard it can be to come up with a column every week, but does Joel Stein think anybody will be fooled by his latest stunt: Speaking at the L.A. City Council's public hearing period -- to denounce public hearings. We call for this column to adjourn.