The Take-Home Message of this Todd Martens Post: Thank G-d for bad beer. Otherwise, we might never hear good music.

Smurfs Head to Coachella: But their exact location is being kept a secret. Lest non A-listers show up. Or Gargamel.

Here's That Plagiarized Cindy McCain Recipe Story You've Heard So Much About: The thing that gets us about this, though, is that we're so fascinated with turning our elected officials into standard, everyday folks that these kind of shenanigans are even necessary. Let's just accept, can't we, that the McCains, the Obamas and the Clintons likely eat out more often than we do. In the Clintons' case, a lot more often. (That was a sex joke, by the way. Yeah. It's that kind of day.)