Hello Imma. Hello Abba: Joel Stein wants us to believe that the Jews who run Hollywood all got their gigs by going to the same Jewish summer camp together -- and he offers as proof a long list of names of people you've never heard of.

If Us Weekly Ran The Show: No offense to Johanna Neuman, who did the best she could using - you know - ethics in reporting this piece about the private meeting between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama at Sen. Dianne Feinstein's house, but if an Us Weekly reporter had been on the story, we'd know a helluva lot more about that meeting than the fact that the two candidates drank water and shared a laugh.

Writers' Strike Cost California $2.1 billion: According to Richard Verrier, "effects of the three-month walkout continue to ripple across the state's economy, causing a projected net loss this year of 37,700 jobs directly and indirectly tied to the entertainment industry, according a study released Thursday by the Milken Institute." But, then, you already knew that.