Thus spoketh our governor: "I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: the ass." That's from a 1983 Playboy video he appears in called 'Carnival in Rio', which American Media tried to suppress in yet another instance of Schwarzenegger/AMI unacceptable backscratching. The LAT reports that AMI paid one Thomas Wells $2000 for a copy of the video and his agreement to not discuss it with anyone outside of AMI. The video also features Schwarzenegger groping a dancer's buttocks and feeding another woman a carrot.

The videotape is still easily accessible. In fact, you can buy it on ebay right now for $24.99. If you want to make a quick $1975.01, buy it and sell it to AMI!