Renaissance Malibu, the detox facility that has housed the shakes, shits, sweats and screams of some of Hollywood's hottest junkies, is moving -- leaving behind a 10-bedroom mansion that we can't imagine anybody would want to buy.

If you have that kind of scratch, why not buy a house you don't have to scrub down with lye? One question: Does the asking price include Daniel Baldwin, or do you have to pay extra for him?