We went into Whitley Market on the corner of Highland and Franklin on Saturday to buy some over-priced breath mints and there across from the Marilyn Monroe wine and the Elvis lighters was Obama Water.

The water could go nicely with the George Bush toilet paper our cousin sent us for Christmas. Which besides the fact that it's just screaming 'health care-less rash' - was a very thoughtful gift.

Anyway, this is not exactly a political town - but we do like to capitalize on images of stars. Clearly.