Paris Hilton, while she's figuring out why she's not a drunk driver, can have a little nite-spot all her own, according to the 3 AM Girls:

But we hear little sis Nicky, 23, has come to the rescue and is giving Paris a new nightclub called The P Spot in her new Miami hotel.

Worst name ever, right? We know that for the Hilton sisters, all the world's a toilet, but seriously. FBLA guess G-Spot was too salacious, and Wet Spot too on-the-nose.