Doncha' hate deadbeat dads? Is Steve Bing just the biggest waste of space on the planet?

And yet, his horoscope describes him as:

Tenderhearted and sympathetic to an unusual degree, Steve Bing has an understanding of other people's feelings and needs which borders on telepathy. Steve Bing is extremely compassionate and cannot bear to see any fellow creature--human or animal--suffer. Because of his kindness and nonjudgmental attitude, people suffering from pain or confusion are drawn to Bing for help, which he readily gives. Sometimes Bing's soft-heartedness is taken advantage of.

Yeah, right.