Because the guys at Foxnews.com have been waiting their whole careers to write a headline reading,"Jesus Was Son of Mary and a Roman Rapist." Director Paul Verhoeven who's a camp legend with such great stinkers as "Starship Troopers" and "Showgirls", is writing a controversial book about Jesus.

We note that he is Dutch and a Hollywood director so any book he would write about Jesus would be controversial. Scratch that - ANY book he would write would be controversial.