We don't understand half of what E!'s Ben Lyons says, but he's cute as a button and the kids seem to like him, so we give him the benefit of the doubt.

And he hasn't disappointed. Reporting that Snoop Dogg is getting his own reality show on E!, Lyons decides to explore the rapper's acting oeuvre, concluding that the Dogg's got chops. And then ending his column with the earnest exclamation, "Chuuuuuuuurch!" Which, coming from a rich, white Jewish boy, is really nothing short of funny.