Cary Tennis, Salon's navel-gazing advice columnist sets a new record.

The letter--48 words.

Unmarried marriage counselor feels like a fraud.

The answer--895 words.

You're not, you're helping, seek professional help.

Readers chime in:

How can psychiatrists help someone with schizophrenia, if they do not hallucinate themselves?

Maybe she should get a new job talking to people who dont have sex very much.

You are no more qualified to counsel couples in crisis than a blind man would be qualified to compete in an Olympic archery competition.

This letter wasn't nearly as popular as the stripper getting her PhD.