From the infamous Craigslist:

Witless Political Humorist Needs Help With the Funny Parts Reply to: gigs-650680921@craigslist.org Date: 2008-04-21, 11:37AM PDT

Can you make fun of our ridiculous political system with witty, scathing and insightful commentary?

If you can, you're one up on me. I started a political satire e-zine before realizing that the only funny thing about me is my haircut.

Now, I need help actually making my actual 'zine' contain actual humor, instead of the stuff I have been repurposing from the Three's Company reruns I've been watching.

Please help.

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