Our readers come in an exquisite variety of shapes, sizes and opinions. But today, we have one question only for the AnonymASS North Carolina reader who wrote us the below – um, poem? – over Twitter late last week (profanity edited by FBDC).
Do you write your age or your shoe size?
BarddeBelmont @FishbowlDC Sting like a butterfly! Float like my bees! I throw sh*t in your eyes and u drink my pee.