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AnonymASS Tipster of the Week

To put this in proper context, on Thursday we reported that The Daily Caller newsroom was heading out on a cruise yesterday. We wrote that we hoped they weren’t going on a Carnival poop cruise and wished them a bon voyage.

So naturally AnonymASS writes in, “You must be breaking out the champagne today! You got to use ‘poop’ again! Maybe somewhere on the web there should be an FBDC Poop page that graphs peak and falliw [sic] periods.”

Dear ASS: Yes, we’re breaking out the champagne! And please, we’d love for you to be in charge of our poop graph department. Now please excuse us as we spend the afternoon guzzling our bubbly. Cheers! P.S. Just for writing in, we direct you to this story as directed to us by NJ‘s “The Hotline.” It involves a man pooping in his roommate’s car. The lead: “Roommates sometimes fight. Other times, they share things from deep within themselves.”

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