Avian BOO!

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Well, no, I’m not ready, CNN, and now you’ve scared the bejeesus out of me by showing me this when I logged onto your webpage yesterday.

Is this supposed your way of spoofing the Jurassic Park movie poster?

Either way, you’ve got me scared sh*tless. Thanks.

Readers, please donate any extra Tamiflu in the Anonymous Tip box. Thanks.

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