Guess who wants to invite President Obama to dinner?

It’s E!’s Chuy Bravo, the star nugget from “Chelsea Lately” who was tapped by The Creative Coalition’s CEO Robin Bronk for her “My 5 Minutes With the President” feature in The Hill this week.

Chuy has odd advice for Obama that include banning valets and getting a scooter like his to dancing to La Cucaracha. There are veiled hints at serious issues amid the lunacy. Read here.