Gannon, Gannon, Guckert

If, after everything else, you still can’t get enough of the Jeff Gannon story: AlterNet has published a full-length investigation into his background, his previous jobs, and his time in rural/suburban Pennsylvania–i.e. the time when he wasn’t Johnny Gosch. Also Raw Story has a very intriguing expose of the Secret Service records of Gannon’s White House visits, which like so much else in this case raises more questions than it answers.

Gannon, we hear, will also be making an appearance on the cover of the next issue of the Advocate, which isn’t online yet.

Oh, and just for the record: Gannon doesn’t yet have a date to the prom on Saturday. If your organization still has some invites kicking around, you can reach him through his website.

No guarantees on his cost for the night, but you might be able to get a reduced rate given the last-minute notice.

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