Quote(s) of the Day

Penn, Palmeri, rectal cancer wish

“I know Sean Penn’s birthday wish this year — rectal cancer for all.” – Former Washington Examiner and now NYP Page Six gossip writer Tara Palmeri in a Tuesday tweet. Palmeri got thrown out of a Penn event earlier this year for asking Penn a question on rectal cancer, something he said he wished on those who disagreed with his involvement in the Haiti relief fund.

Frustration at a glance

“Just saw ANOTHER driver go the wrong way down my one way street. Pay attention people.”
- PR associate Courtney Cohen, formerly a production coordinator for ABC’s This Week, in a Tuesday tweet.

Stop playing games with my heart

“I didn’t know you were jut going to cut my heart up on this show.
…Yeah, I’ve been dumped and it hurts. Don’t play games with my heart …stop playing games with my heart.”
- Comedian Kathy Griffin on CNN’s Larry King Tuesday night when discussing Levi Johnston’s breakup with Bristol Palin. Griffin has long (jokingly) claimed to be romantically involved with Johnston. She recently featured several D.C. journalists on an episode of “Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List,” which taped in Washington.