QUOTES of the DAY
Random power napping monkey
Fake Jim V. on intern sleep rules
“Today I allowed an intern to rest her eyes while transcribing a Paul Ryan interview, assuming she maintained 80 words per min #sleeppower.” –@FakeJimVandeHei in a recent tweet.
ABC7′s Tschida faces hair trouble
“This humidity is from hell! Showered, towel dried, brushed hair. 10 minutes later BIG as a laundry BASKET!” — ABC7 Reporter Stephen Tschida in a Wednesday tweet. We want to give him a free trip to a hair salon. The catch? He has to take a train to get there.
Buttry enjoys the buttes
“Drive to Moab: Downpour, drizzle, snow, sunshine, clouds, evaporation from roads, spectacular mountains, buttes & red rocks.” — Former TBD Community Engagement Director Steve Buttry in a Wednesday tweet. Sorry, Buttry, we couldn’t resist. What’s more, we’re having major separation anxiety from your departure.
Kurtz uses word that should be banned from English language
All in a day’s work?
“Just walked past a homeless guy who said, ‘Hey, I’m trying to get my d–k sucked, can you help me out?’ Wonder if that ever works for him.” — an inexplicably horrible tweet from The Alyona Show. Based in Washington, The Alyona show airs each day at 6 p.m. and 9 p.m. offering a “fresh perspective” about the world and U.S. politics. Find out where to watch here.
Journo ‘has’ Kate’s ring
“Mom gave me the ring that my grandma got me for graduation 5 years ago…and it’s identical to the royal engagement ring.” — Roll Call feature writer Jessica Estepa in a Wednesday tweet.