Huh.

So, ABC News will send out a “Breaking News” email when…

Britney and K-Fed file for divorice

…when Borat gets sued

…and when Donald Trump goes easy on his girls

…but nothing when a president of the United States passes? What up with that?

(And you’re not off the hook, CNN: You once sent a “breaking news” email when Whitney and Bobby split)

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