Baseball great Jose Canseco is a real charmer over Twitter. Kind of like Charlie Sheen before the crack was out of his system.

After Canseco remarked on a Twitter follower’s avatar, “Cute dog,” he added the innocuous remark, “If you love all animals in my book, you’re ok.” So The Daily Caller‘s intrepid video journalist Michelle Fields tried to bait him into saying something about President Obama eating dog, asking, “What if you eat dogs?” Canseco, who was banned from the Mexican League in 2012 for refusing to take a drug test and admitting to taking testosterone, replied to her as follows.

@MichelleFields then you have dog breath

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 18, 2012

Michelle made out better than some, who he called “bonehead, murderer, scum, sissy, punk, haters” and so forth. Even so, we do hope she has donned her woodshop glasses for protection.