By Patrick on March 21, 2006 12:58 PM
They’re funny.
“I like them. I still like them. They just don’t like each other” — MSNBC’s Tucker Carlson, on still liking women (“The Situation”)
“Swarm, you know, to swarm” — Wolf Blitzer, explaining the meaning of Operation Swarmer to a confused Jack Cafferty (“Situation Room”).
“I’ve never seen a man who hasn’t been drinking get out of a suit faster” — Houston Chronicle’s Julie Mason, on the sheer speed with which Bush shed his suit (Washington Times)
(Thanks to National Journal’s “Hotline” for the above three)
“I was so micromanaged that they were telling me how to pronounce syllables of words.” — Bob Edwards on his former employer, National Public Radio, telling Newsweek he feels liberated at XM Satellite Radio.

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