Kurtz Needs Glasses

Howard Kurtz fielded a series of questions today from people concerned about the good-looking anchors on TV:

Question: I read your column on Shephard Smith today. It was pretty good, but one thing you forgot to mention was how drop dead goodlooking he is. I would never have guessed that he was 41, though. Doesn’t look a day over 30. I love the show, but there are times when I wonder if he is hyperactive, the way it moves so fast. But he is very likable!

Howard Kurtz: Guess I missed that CRUCIAL DETAIL. Maybe I need glasses.

Question: You should do a piece on Paula Zahn. Now SHE is drop-dead gorgeous! Do you know how old she is and her marital status? Please look into this.

Howard Kurtz: Ms. Zahn is married and in her forties, so calm down.

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