Coming up on Current TV’s Say Anything tonight, host Joy Behar will discuss topics few would ever admit to wanting to know. Like whether the Romneys have sex.

“Whose marriage is the best?” Behar asks her guests, Susie Essman of the HBO comedy Curb Your Enthusiasm and author Logan Levkoff. “The Obamas,’” Essman says without hesitation. “You get the sense that they have sex. You get the sense that there’s a relationship there.”

“Whereas the Romney’s don’t?” Behar asks.

“Oh, no. they don’t. He’s a Ken doll. Ken didn’t have a penis,” Essman says.

Levkoff tells Essman the next time she sees them, to check with the Romney’s whether they have sex. “We don’t travel in the same circles,” Essman says.

Watch the preview here.

By the way, despite being a current events program, Behar’s show is rated “M” for “mature.”