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More Wolf Blitzer / Chuck Norris Rules


Proving that, literally, any one can write for the Web, Chuck Norris is now trying his hand at column writing. In this piece, he discusses the infamous “Chuck Norris Rules” and lists his three favorites. We recently substituted “Wolf Blitzer” for “Chuck Norris” in some of these rules and, well, they totally held up. So let’s try it again on Norris’ Top Three:

  • “When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Wolf Blitzer.”

  • “Wolf Blitzer doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.”

  • “Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Wolf Blitzer.”

    Works for us…

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