Quotes of the Day
“I’m doing sanitizer shooters tonight.” — Reuters media writer Jack Shafer, referring to hand sanitizers, apparently the new way for teens to get high.
Tweet of the Day: “About to get my daily exercise by cutting my lawn today.” — Accuracy in Media Chairman Don Irvine.
From the Road
“Parallel parking boat-sized rental car. #firstworldproblems” — Roll Call‘s Shira Toeplitz.
Self-appointed media critic
“Dulles airport looks overtly and distinctly European.” — National Review Online‘s Kathryn Lopez.
Flight attendants you’ve been warned! “I’d say 4 of 10 flight attendants don’t poke me awake to raise my seatback. The other six are lucky to still have their fingers.” — Reuters‘ Sam Youngman.
A Question to Ponder: “Who else is making trek to @TerrapinXroads this weekend for the Q shows??” — Politico‘s Jake Sherman.
What’s Driving the Day: “We’re debating whether to wear our prom dresses to the Fresh Air 25th anniversary party.” — NPRFreshAir.
Grenier likes Fallon’s Slow Jam
“Slow Jam the news! hilarious. Thx for this @jimmyfallon” — actor Adrian Grenier.
Lizza flacks about his pub’s dinner guests
“Since everyone seems to be doing this… @NewYorker’s WHCA dinner guests: Aziz Ansari, Carrie Brownstein, Fred Armisen, & Jason Schwartzman.” — The New Yorker‘s Ryan Lizza. Too bad the magazine didn’t flack as well as the writer.
Joel and Marco hang out
“Minister Joel Olsteen [sic] is hanging out in @MarcoRubio’s office on the hill…wonder what those two are up to! #livingonaprayer” — Glitterazi, referring to Joel Osteen, the megachurch televangelist in town this weekend.