Quotes of the Day
“Every time I see Chris Christie I’m looking for signs that he’s actually lost some weight.” — WaPo‘s Nia Malika Henderson on MSNBC’s “The Daily Rundown” this morning. She explained it gives her a clue as to whether Christie can and will run for Prez in 2016.
AN APPLE A DAY…“Breakfast.” — MetroWeekly Editor-in-Chief Randy Shulman.
The threesome: BuzzFeed, YouTube and CNN
“There can only be one name for a site created by BuzzFeed, YouTube and CNN – and it’s ‘DungBeetle’. — David Burge, Iowahawkblog.
NYPost Weiner Headline: “Weiner Stands Tall” And the dick jokes continue…The lede on an opinion piece by Nicole Gelinas: “Want an idea of how limp the Democratic mayoral field is? It finally has a candidate offering specifics on how New York can avoid going bankrupt. But it’s Anthony Weiner, the guy with nothing left to hide and nothing to lose.”
A stewardess’s polite warning about death
“When flying in, before landing, stewardess gets on intercom, sort of randomly, to remind passengers drug trafficking is punishable by death.” — WaPo’s Tim Craig.
INTO THE WILD: “Going on @bpshow this AM with @peterogburn from 8-9. Been in the woods all wknd so I’ll try to keep up.” — Yahoo! News‘ Chris Moody.
Politico Playbook Publish Time: 5:19 a.m.
“Someone should name the massive headache one gets from having a lot of hair and wearing it in a ponytail.” — Ellen Carmichael, GOP operative and former presidential campaign spokeswoman to Herman Cain.
Convo Between Two Journos
LAURA INGRAHAM: “Hearing @MarkHalperin on @todayshow discussing how @BarackObama is now worrying abt his “legacy”… Time to turn off TV, hit the trail.” — Conservative radio host Laura Ingraham.
MARK HALPERIN: “Hey, @scarylawyerguy & @IngrahamAngle how about we have coffee & discuss the Obama legacy? #pilot. Thanks for watching @todayshow!!” — TIME and MSNBC’s Mark Halperin.
Journo eats bison tongue
“Trying to figure out if the bison tongue at Au Pied De Cochon is the best dish I’ve had thus far in Montreal.” — Washington Examiner‘s David Drucker. It actually looks better than it sounds (as you can see pictured above).
Gene Weingarten’s anal focus…
WaPo Weingarten’s anal fixation continues
“Oh, Lord. I covet my neighbor’s ass. I would not act on it, but I do. Two doors down. I am DOOMED.” — WaPo‘s “humor” columnist Gene Weingarten. He must’ve been self-conscious this weekend because he also wrote: “I think it is possible that every single person following me is better looking than I am. It’s kind of empowering.” In explanation of his coveting his neighbor’s ass, he wrote, “Holy crap. Just reread Ten Commandments: We have a petty, assholic God! Unfollow Him!” And this: “Seriously have you READ this thing? Don’t worship any other Gods or I will KILL YOU and your CHILDREN and THEIR CHILDREN! #FU10Commandments.” The link doesn’t work, which means Gene may have to return to the Apple Genius Bar. God help those nerds.
“If I haven’t worn it in 2 years, then it’s leaving my life tonight. (You’d be surprised how much that is.)” — GOProud co-founder Jimmy LaSalvia.
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