We have to admit that following Politico SENIOR Political Reporter Jonathan Martin is a roller coaster ride. He generally tweets on good, insightful topics. It’s just HOW he does it that disgusts the soul. It’s usually a mish-mash of shorthand, gibberish and misspellings that make it hard to actually understand what he’s saying. For instance, here’s a recent tweet.

If watching evan thomas on morning joe do do do get his Ike book.It’s a fantastic read

— jmartpolitico (@jmartpolitico) September 26, 2012

Jonathan puts the “doo-doo” in that “do do do” tweet.  J-Mart tries to get me to buy a book and all I can think about is potty humor. But at least his spelling was correct. Don’t worry. He gets worse.  

Thot of day: Bavaria as Virginia, Oktoberfest as Shad Planking cc @larrysabato @jtuckermartin @rtdschapiro @moelleithee nytimes.com/2012/09/27/wor… — jmartpolitico (@jmartpolitico) September 27, 2012

THOT OF DAY! Not”Thought of THE day.” Just “THOT OF DAY.” So, he’s just going full-Caveman in his tweets.