(Not So) BREAKING! Rove Indicted!

And here we thought Turd Blossom was going to make it through the holidays unscathed.

From The Onion:

    Rove Implicated In Santa Identity Leak

    December 21, 2005 Issue 41 – 51

    WASHINGTON, DC–The recent leak revealing Santa Claus to be “your mommy and daddy” has been linked to President Bush’s senior political adviser and deputy chief of staff Karl Rove.

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