Let’s be honest: Barack Obama is better than you are.
He’s a better father – taking breaks from running the world to cheer on his daughters at soccer and basketball games.
He’s a better husband – zipping his wife off for dinner in New York and Paris.
He’s got a better diet – nibbling on vegetables from his homegrown garden to keep his love handles in check.
And he’s got a terrific jump shot.
You? Not so much.
I think the self esteem of everyone in DC took a little bit of a hit today…