Did you know that Dana Perino has a dog named Jasper? If you didn’t know that, then you clearly aren’t following her on Twitter because that’s the ONLY thing she ever talks about. You would think that someone as well-rounded as Dana would have other things to talk about, besides her child dog, but apparently not.

In fact, on a recent episode of FNC’s The Five, Dana unveiled a love song she’d written to the pup. It’s sung to the tune of “Take it Easy” by The Eagles…  Sort of. You can feel Dana’s embarrassment as she tries to squeak a few lines of the odd tune dedicated to her hound.

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In today’s Separated at Birth, we submit the President of the FishbowDC Fan Club, WaPo’s Gene Weingarten and a dog’s ass wearing sunglasses and a wig. Normally, when I see pics of Gene, I always remember that it’s time to bathe my dog. This time, I saw a picture of a dog and it actually reminded me of Gene! I wonder if this canine has a Pulitzer Prize.