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<p><em><strong>R-E-S-P-E-C-T</strong>: &#8220;On a certain street in Cambridge, MA. (And yes, I respected their wishes.)</em>&#8221; &#8212; CNN&#8217;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jake-Tapper-profile.html">Jake Tapper</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Chelsea Handler says WHCD is a sure thing</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;</strong>It&#8217;s very easy to get invited to that thing, by the way.&#8221; &#8212; E! late night talk show host <strong>Chelsea Handler</strong> on her show last night of the WHCD. She has attended the dinner in previous years.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-103211" title="images-3" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/04/images-313.jpeg" alt="" width="296" height="170" />Women pooping at work</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;How did I miss this groundbreaking piece on the last great obstacle facing woman at work: finding a place to poop.&#8221; &#8212; <em>HuffPost</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Sam-Stein-profile.html">Sam Stein</a></strong>, who links to <em>The Daily Beast</em> <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/witw/articles/2013/04/27/the-last-office-taboo-for-women-doing-your-business-at-work.html">story</a>. <strong>Tim Miller</strong>, executive director of the America Rising PAC, responds, &#8220;Isn&#8217;t it easier for women to poop on the sly? Unlike men they don&#8217;t have to deal with the shame of choosing stall over urinal.&#8221; And <em>HuffPost</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jon-Ward-profile.html">Jon Ward</a></strong> tells them both, &#8220;Just stop.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-103214" title="imgres-9" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/04/imgres-9.jpeg" alt="" width="215" height="161" />Convo Between Two Journos</strong></p>
<p><em>Today we have Reuters&#8217; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jack-Shafer-profile.html">Jack Shafer</a></strong> and Reuters Op-ed Editor <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/James-Ledbetter-profile.html">James Ledbetter</a></strong>.</em> <em>Clearly these two don&#8217;t believe in walking down the hallway to talk to each other.</em></p>
<p><strong>Ledbetter</strong>: &#8220;You&#8217;re awfully ornery for a guy with no column ideas.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Shafer</strong>: &#8220;Rejecting yr bad ideas does not equal having no ideas.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Ledbetter</strong>: &#8220;And yet you have presented none.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>The Observer</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Whoever this homeless lady is talkin to she is PISSED at them. Too bad they&#8217;re not on the bus to hear her mutterings.&#8221; &#8212; <em>BuzzFeed</em> Washington Bureau Chief <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/John-Stanton-profile.html">John Stanton</a></strong>.</p>
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<p><strong>Birthday shoutouts to&#8230;</strong><strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Sam-Youngman-profile.html">Sam Youngman</a></strong>, formerly of <em>Reuters</em>, and <em>Daily Caller</em> TV reporter <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jeff-Poor-profile.html">Jeff Poor</a></strong>, whose birthday was yesterday.</p>
<p><strong><em>Politico</em> Playbook publish time</strong>: 8:19 a.m.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-103212" title="images-4" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/04/images-410-300x146.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="146" />A fellow&#8217;s &#8216;stupid&#8217; assumption</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;I stupidly assume when someone gets assigned a beat to write about they have some knowledge of it. obviously not.&#8221; &#8212; Media Matters fellow <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Oliver-Willis-profile.html">Oliver Willis</a></strong>, who wasn&#8217;t done quite yet. He added: &#8220;Re: my complaining about media writers. A lot of political reporters don&#8217;t understand politics either. Saw it in 2012 campaign writing.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Jonah Goldberg: The Stylist</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Hey @greggutfeld you need collar stays.&#8221; &#8212; <em>NationalReviewOnline</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jonah-Goldberg-profile.html">Jonah Goldberg</a></strong> to Fox News&#8217; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Greg-Gutfeld-profile.html">Greg Gutfeld</a></strong>.</p>
<p>New Career Opportunities Daily: The <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/joblistings/?c=rss">best jobs in media</a>. </p>]]></description>
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<title>The FishbowlDC Interview With Breitbart News&#8216;s Lisa De Pasquale</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone  wp-image-95509" title="fishhead" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/02/fishhead.jpg" alt="" width="598" height="90" /></p>
<p><img class="size-full wp-image-98838 alignleft" title="Lisa De Pasquale" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/03/Lisa_De_Pasquale.jpg" alt="" width="258" height="381" />Meet <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Lisa-De-Pasquale-profile.html">Lisa De Pasquale</a></strong>, former CPAC director and blogger for <em>Breitbart News</em> and <em>Townhall</em>.</p>
<p>De Pasquale began her career in media at 14 years old as the &#8220;Teen Movie Critic,&#8221; a feature in the <em>Tallahassee Democrat</em> in her hometown of Tallahassee, Fla. Coincidentally, she&#8217;s a Republican and made her way to the conservative side of the field after attending a journalism conference in D.C. at 16.</p>
<p>Since then, De Pasquale has traveled with conservative author <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Ann-Coulter-profile.html">Ann Coulter</a></strong> (though it was on 9/11 and their planes were grounded), walked through a casino with rocker <strong>Ted Nugent</strong> and loaned conservative columnist <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Michelle-Malkin-profile.html">Michelle Malkin</a></strong> her mascara.</p>
<p>She currently lives in Northern Virginia and alerts us that though she&#8217;s a board member of the gay Republican group GOProud, she&#8217;s also &#8220;straight, single and ready to mingle/participate in flirty banter in exchange for drinks and dessert. &#8221;</p>
<p>Now the questions&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>If you were a carbonated beverage, which would you be?</strong> One of the odd-ball ones like bacon soda or the turkey and stuffing soda they sell at Thanksgiving. You’re repulsed, but also a little curious.</p>
<p><strong>How often do you Google yourself?</strong> Whenever I’m trying to find an article I wrote so I can plagiarize myself for a new article.</p>
<p><strong>What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to an editor/boss (or vice versa)?</strong> I was told I would get fired if a memo I wrote got out. He was right.</p>
<p><strong>Have you ever goofed up on air? What happened?</strong> I don’t know if counts as a goof, but before a political radio interview my then-boyfriend dared me to say “nipple” during the interview. I did AND it was in context.</p>
<p><strong>Who is your favorite working journalist and why?</strong> <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jake-Tapper-profile.html">Jake Tapper</a></strong>. He’s thoughtful, engages with people on Twitter and has a cute dog.</p>
<p><strong>Do you have a favorite word?</strong> Schadenfreude</p>
<p><strong>Who are you named after and what are people’s general reaction to your name?</strong> I was named “Lisa” because Elvis died the year I was born and his daughter’s name was very popular at the time. I get more reaction from my last name though, which means “of Easter” in Italian. Calling attendance on the first day of school always went something like this: Adams, Brown, Cooper, … Lisa…, Davis.</p>
<p><strong>Who would you rather have dinner with – NBC’s Brian Williams, CNN’s Roland Martin, ABC’s Sherri Shepherd or Fox News’ Megyn Kelly? Tell us why.</strong> <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Megyn-Kelly-profile.html">Megyn Kelly</a></strong> because there’s a greater probability that cute guys will come to our table.</p>
<p><strong>The Earth’s human population is dying out and you must save it. You will spend a romantic evening with either WaPo&#8217;s George Will, NYT&#8217;s Thomas Friedman or any Fox News anchor. Who will it be? (None is not an option.)</strong> <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/lisa-de-pasquale-cpac-breitbart-fishbowldc_b98837#more-98837" class="more-link">continued&#8230;</a></p>
<p>New Career Opportunities Daily: The <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/joblistings/?c=rss">best jobs in media</a>. </p>]]></description>
<dc:creator>Eddie Scarry</dc:creator>
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<title>A Day in the Life of Dana Perino</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-medium wp-image-98678 alignright" title="Jasper_Lincoln" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/03/Jasper_Lincoln-202x300.jpg" alt="" width="202" height="300" />It&#8217;s been a while since we&#8217;ve checked in with <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Dana-Perino-profile.html">Dana Perino</a></strong>, part of &#8220;The Five&#8221; on Fox News. These days, her twitter feed is nothing more than one long love letter to her pooch, <strong>Jasper</strong>. Even when she&#8217;s not tweeting about Jasper, she still finds a way to crowbar him in like she did earlier this week, when she tweeted, &#8220;Was asked today by a fellow dog owner at the park what I read. He was dead serious. So I told him the truth: tweets. Lots &amp; lots of tweets.&#8221; Yes, Dana.  We get it. You love your dog.</p>
<p>That message has clearly been received by fans of &#8220;The Five,&#8221; because there is an account on Twitter devoted to making photoshops of the  hosts. One common subject that seems to come up over and over again is, you guessed it, JASPER! Just take a look at that cringeworthy &#8220;movie poster&#8221; for Lincoln starring Jasper Perino.</p>
<p>Oh, but it gets WAY worse.  <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/a-day-in-the-life-of-dana-perino-greg-gutfeld_b98667#more-98667" class="more-link">continued&#8230;</a></p>
<p>New Career Opportunities Daily: The <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/joblistings/?c=rss">best jobs in media</a>. </p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
  
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Quotes of the Day</p>
<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-98593" title="fishhate" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/03/fishhate3-300x53.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="53" /><strong>TV journo hates himself?  </strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Dear Toure, I just wanted you to know I hate you. Have a nice day.&#8221; &#8212; MSNBC&#8217;s <strong>Touré</strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Got questions for the President?</strong> &#8220;Last call&#8211; send me your questions for President Obama. I&#8217;ll be sitting down for an exclusive interview w/him later today.&#8221; &#8212; ABC &#8220;This Week&#8221; and &#8220;GMA&#8221; host <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/George-Stephanopoulos-profile.html">George Stephanopoulos</a></strong> at the crack of dawn.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-98640" title="imgres" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/03/imgres9.jpeg" alt="" width="157" height="124" />Irony is&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;When I left a daylong event focused on ideas to make the world a better place, the driver ahead of me threw 2 soda cans out his car window.&#8221; &#8212; <strong>Tracy Sefl</strong>, elite media communications specialist.</p>
<p><strong>Dumbass Pitches</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;I may technically be a senior editor at TNR, but please stop sending me pitches about healthy tanning.&#8221; &#8212; <em>TNR</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Julia-Ioffe-profile.html">Julia Ioffe</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-98601" title="url-1" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/03/url-12-300x151.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="151" />Gone crazy? </strong></p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;VE BEEN DRINKING 32 OZ COKES ALL NIGHT AND I FEEL FINE SO WHATEVER, BLOOMBERG&#8221; &#8212; <em>Slate</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Dave-Weigel-profile.html">Dave Weigel</a></strong>, whose gut is verrry angry with him today.</p>
<p><strong>The Observer</strong>: &#8220;Hey TeeVee, I&#8217;m officially tired of the chyron &#8216;Pope &amp; Change.&#8217; The Catholic Church is over 2,000 years old. Plenty of time to be clever&#8221; &#8212; <em>National Journal</em> &#8220;The Hotline&#8217;s&#8221; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Chris-PeleoLazar-profile.html">Chris Peleo-Lazar</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>The Observer II</strong>: &#8220;Some days, Morning Joe is like watching a couple on the verge of divorce try to keep from destroying each other.&#8221; &#8212; <em>The Raw Story</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jesse-Taylor-profile.html">Jesse Taylor</a></strong>, a former internet consultant to Jerry Springer&#8217;s political group and radio show.</p>
<p><strong>Washington (and others) react to ABC&#8217;s &#8220;The Bachelor&#8221; Finale</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Catherine had three months to get rid of the nose ring and get a haircut. #teamlindsey #bachelor.&#8221;  &#8212; <em>TWT</em> senior op-ed writer and a show diehard <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Emily-Miller-profile.html">Emily Miller</a></strong>.</p>
<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-98599" title="url" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/03/url2-300x198.jpeg" alt="" width="324" height="213" />&#8220;Emily&#8217;s lesson from #The Bachelor? If Mr. Dreamboat is making out with several other girls on nat&#8217;l TV &amp; telling you how special u r&#8211;run.&#8221; &#8212; Conservative radio host <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Laura-Ingraham-profile.html">Laura Ingraham</a></strong>. (She&#8217;s not referring to Emily above, but rather Emily Maynard, former Bachelorette and former contestant on &#8220;The Bachelor.&#8221;)</p>
<p><strong>Important Q to Never Ponder</strong>: &#8220;Am I the only one way more interested in seeing Sean and Lindsay together on this show &#8211; than Sean and Catherine?? #bachelor&#8221; &#8212; FNC&#8217;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Shannon-Bream-profile.html">Shannon Bream</a></strong>. Commentary&#8217;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jon-Podhoretz-profile.html">Jon Podhoretz</a></strong> replied, &#8220;<a href="https://twitter.com/@ShannonBream" target="_blank">@ShannonBream</a> you and Lucifer.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Sat across the isle from Chris Harrison of The Bachelor on a plane from Austin to L.A. <img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-98641" title="imgres-1" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/03/imgres-114.jpeg" alt="" width="268" height="188" />A very nice guy. I understand his success.&#8221; &#8212; Libertarian activist and ex-game show host <strong>Chuck Woolery</strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Thailand sucks for getting dumped. Can&#8217;t eat thai food again without breaking down in tears. #thebachelor&#8221; &#8212; FNC&#8217;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Greg-Gutfeld-profile.html">Greg Gutfeld</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Taking off your shoes after getting dumped&#8230;power move. You&#8217;ll be fine Linds. #Bachelor.&#8221;&#8211; Media Matters Publicist <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jess-Levin-profile.html">Jess Levin</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>A Washington photographer converses with his dog and two journos converse about uncooked pizza. </strong>  <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/morning-chatter-fishbowldc-toure-the-bachelor_b98591#more-98591" class="more-link">continued&#8230;</a></p>
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<dc:creator>Betsy Rothstein</dc:creator>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 09:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
  
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<title>FNC&#8217;s Gutfeld Has Booze-Tinged Twitter Fight With Media Matters for America Fellow</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Greg-Gutfeld-profile.html"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-96995" title="Twitter-wars" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/02/Twitter-wars-300x189.png" alt="" width="331" height="208" />Greg Gutfeld</a></strong>, host of Fox News&#8217; &#8220;Red Eye&#8221; and co-host of &#8220;The Five,&#8221; took time off last week to care for his ailing mother, who he said on Twitter had recently undergone surgery.</p>
<p>Nobody knew what would transpire was a long Twitter fight and flight back to New York City with <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Oliver-Willis-profile.html">Oliver Willis</a></strong>, a fellow at the liberal Media Matters for America.</p>
<p>After <strong>Sen. John McCain</strong>&#8216;s (R-Ariz.) appearance on Sunday&#8217;s &#8220;Meet the Press,&#8221;  in which he discussed the attack on a U.S. consulate in Libya, Willis sent out a series of <img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-96998" title="GutfeldWillis" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/02/GutfeldWillis-300x126.jpg" alt="" width="371" height="155" />sarcastic tweets about it. &#8220;Mr. President, on the morning of the attack, which aftershave did you use? Please name a specific brand,&#8221; said one tweet. &#8220;Mr. Vice President, the daily briefing says you had oatmeal that morning but you later told an aide you had cereal,&#8221; said another.</p>
<p>Gutfeld saw the tweets and pounced. &#8220;Hey Willis, do u have any knee-slapping tweets about Sandy Hook, you bumbling, irrelevant gasbag?&#8221; he asked.</p>
<p>Given that Media Matters&#8217; sole purpose is to criticize Fox News and Fox News has long-since used the criticism as TV fodder, it&#8217;s only natural that a battle between Gutfeld and Willis ensued. <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/greg-gutfeld-media-matters-oliver-willis-eric-boehlert_b96986#more-96986" class="more-link">continued&#8230;</a></p>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Quotes of the Day &#8212; <em>State of the Union-Fugitive Edition</em></p>
<p><strong><img class="size-full wp-image-96304 alignnone" title="imgres-2" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/02/imgres-26.jpeg" alt="" width="257" height="196" />SOTU quotes that are fit for a Fishbowl</strong>: &#8220;I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.&#8221; &#8212; brought to our attention by <em>HuffPost</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Sam-Stein-profile.html">Sam Stein</a></strong>&#8216;s Twitter feed. It&#8217;s an old quote from former <strong>President George W. Bush</strong>. And this: &#8220;At least there&#8217;s no smoked fish joke in this one.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Mother Jones</em>&#8216; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Nick-Baumann-profile.html">Nick Baumann</a></strong>.</p>
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<p><em>&#8220;The outside of the Dome on SOTU night.&#8221; </em>&#8211; <em>Roll Call</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Meredith-Shiner-profile.html">Meredith Shiner</a></strong> with accompanying photograph.</p>
<p><strong>Shut up SOTU clappers, journo wants his Zzzz&#8217;s</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Dear applauders: Please stop. I have a bedtime.&#8221; &#8212; <em>WaPo</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Chris-Cillizza-profile.html">Chris Cillizza</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Important<em>ish</em> Q to Ponder</strong>: &#8220;So&#8230; Does Senator Menendez shake President Obama&#8217;s hand as he walks in? Awkward. #SOTU&#8221; &#8212; NRSC Strategist <strong>Brad Dayspring</strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Important Q to Ponder</strong>: &#8220;So does CNN break away from the burning house to do the State of the Union.&#8221; &#8212; <em>TPM</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Josh-Marshall-profile.html">Josh Marshall</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Important Q to Ponder III</strong>: &#8220;What&#8217;s the over/under on the number of Nicorette patches <strong>John Boehner</strong> has plastered all over himself right now?&#8221; &#8212; <em>Times of London</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Matt-Spence-profile.html">Matt Spence</a></strong>.</p>
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<p><em><strong>THE SPEAKER AND THE LOUDMOUTH</strong>: &#8220;Luke Russert</em> <em>shakes Speaker Boehner&#8217;s</em> <em>hand as he walks to the chamber for SOTU.&#8221;</em> &#8212; NBC House of Representatives Producer <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Frank-Thorp-profile.html">Frank Thorp</a></strong>. Boehner affectionately (we think) refers to Russert as the &#8220;loudmouth.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Rothenberg crushes the spirit of political reporters</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Political reporters always incredibly excited by SOTU. Real people not so much.&#8221; &#8212; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Stu-Rothenberg-profile.html">Stu Rothenberg</a></strong>, who writes a column for <em>Roll Call</em>, a publication full of political reporters. And then, oddly, he writes, &#8220;My first SOTU inside the chamber? 1970 when I was Colby College intern in Ed Muskie&#8217;s office. AA gave me ticket.&#8221; Um, hey Stu, do real people give a sh-t about this?</p>
<p><strong>Speaking of excitement&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;The hallway outside Sen. Durbin&#8217;s office smells overwhelmingly of barbecue.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Roll Call</em>&#8216;s <strong>Shiner</strong> of the Illinois Democrat.</p>
<p><strong>And again&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Just spoke to <strong>Gabby Giffords</strong> for the first time since the day before she was shot. She looks amazing. Twinkle in her eye and broad smile.&#8221; &#8212; CNN Chief Congressional Correspondent <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Dana-Bash-profile.html">Dana Bash</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Senate page just said in Statuary Hall &#8216;Oh my God. <strong>Kelly Ayotte</strong> is rocking the mint-green!&#8217; I am partial to <strong>Bader Ginsberg</strong>&#8216;s red.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Roll Call</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Abby-Livingston-profile.html">Abby Livingston</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;McCain ribbing Kerry as he walks by.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Politico</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Manu-Raju-profile.html">Manu Raju</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;<strong>Rep. Terry Sewell</strong> is the most energetic greeter of the House! Urrybody gets a kiss and big laugh and a thousand watt smile.&#8221; &#8212; <em>BuzzFeed</em> Washington Bureau Chief <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/John-Stanton-profile.html">John Stanton</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Lots of schmoozing with former colleagues as Secy Kerry makes his way down the aisle.&#8221; &#8212; CBS White House radio correspondent <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Mark-Knoller-profile.html">Mark Knoller</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Whoever said that politics is showbiz for ugly people was a master of understatement. Or just blind.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Reason</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Nick-Gillespie-profile.html">Nick Gillespie</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;VP Biden has a scratched cornea, reports NBC, which is why he is wearing glasses.&#8221; &#8212; <em>The Hill</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Emily-Goodin-profile.html">Emily Goodin</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong><em>Politico</em> Playbook Publish Time</strong>: 7:43 a.m.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-96312" title="imgres-6" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/02/imgres-68-300x136.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="136" />The Jokester Caucus</strong></p>
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<li>&#8220;Press will now begin attacking Rubio for drinking problem.&#8221; &#8212; <em>USA Today</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Paul-Singer-profile.html">Paul Singer</a></strong>.</li>
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<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;m going to dislike this but at least Beyonce is performing.&#8221; &#8212; <strong>Logan Dobson</strong>, before the SOTU address began.</li>
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<li>&#8220;When is halftime? Where is Beyonce?&#8221; &#8212; FNC&#8217;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Greg-Gutfeld-profile.html">Greg Gutfeld</a></strong>.</li>
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<li>&#8220;Who&#8217;s the fat lump of shit next to Mrs Obama? #SOTU.&#8221; &#8212; <strong></strong><strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Anthony-Cumia-profile.html">Anthony Cumia</a></strong> from the Opie and Anthony radio show.</li>
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<li>&#8220;Marco! Pollo! Marco! Pollo! Fish out of water!&#8221; [Insert Rubio Joke Here] #Rubioing.&#8221; &#8212; Syndicated columnist and Bullfight Strategies&#8217; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Karl-Frisch-profile.html">Karl Frisch</a></strong>.</li>
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<li>&#8220;What&#8217;s the opposite of 5-Hour Energy? Boehner&#8217;s had two of them, at least.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Bloomberg Business Week</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Joshua-Green-profile.html">Joshua Green</a></strong>.</li>
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<p><strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-96301" title="imgres" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/02/imgres10.jpeg" alt="" width="275" height="183" />The Critics</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Really pathetic and sad reflection on media-culture that taking a drink of water can overwhelm everything else.&#8221; &#8212; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Christian-Heinze-profile.html">Christian Heinze</a></strong>, founder of <em>Prez16.com</em>. Seconded by NRSC Spokesman <strong>Brian Walsh</strong>, who said, &#8220;Exactly.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Oh, but wait</strong>: &#8220;Jesus&#8230; the water sip blew the whole speech. Was on board until then but he blew it. Cue SNL.&#8221; &#8212; <strong>Jason Killian Meath</strong>, President, GOP Media Firm.</p>
<p>&#8220;The problem with this speech is a.) we already knew what was in it and b.) little of it is new.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Politico</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Ben-White-profile.html">Ben White</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;I like Rubio&#8217;s remarks thus far, dislike the dry mouth. Get the man a water. Let&#8217;s hear some solutions.<strong>&#8221; &#8212; </strong>Conservative radio host<strong> </strong><strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Dana-Loesch-profile.html">Dana Loesch</a></strong>. </p>
<p>&#8220;Was leaning off camera to get water really better than obviously needing one?&#8221; &#8212; <em>WCP</em> Editor <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Mike-Madden-profile.html">Mike Madden</a></strong> during the GOP response of <strong>Sen. Marco Rubio</strong> (R-Fla.).</p>
<p>&#8220;Rubio keeps grabbing at his face. What&#8217;s with that?&#8221; &#8212; <em>Baron</em>&#8216;s D.C. Editor <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/James-McTague-profile.html">James McTague</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Huh, Chris Matthews voted for George W. Bush. You can admit that on MSNBC and still have a job? #MSNBCAfterDark&#8221; &#8212; <em>U.S. News &amp; World Report</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Robert-Schlesinger-profile.html">Robert Schlesinger</a></strong> at 12:19 a.m.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-96302" title="imgres-1" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/02/imgres-118.jpeg" alt="" width="184" height="223" />Gratitude is&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;SOMEBODY PLEASE GIF THAT AWKWARD WATER BOTTLE GRAB, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! wowowoowowowowoowowow&#8221; &#8212; <em>WaPo</em> Express&#8217; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Clinton-Yates-profile.html">Clinton Yates</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Water grab! Thank God.&#8221; &#8212; ABC News&#8217; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Nico-Hines-profile.html">Nico Hines</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Rubio has serious case of drymouth. Thank god he just took a sip of water.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Roll Call</em> Senate Editor <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Emily-Pierce-profile.html">Emily Pierce</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Jeff Zucker, give this man a raise! </strong></p>
<p>&#8220;CNN has every story covered tonight. On CNN-US: SOTU coverage. On HLN, continuing live coverage of Calif. Manhunt.&#8221; &#8212; CNN Washington Bureau Chief <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Sam-Feist-profile.html">Sam Feist</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Wardrobe Change</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;I just changed into flats because it is SRO in the House press gallery. #SOTU&#8221; &#8212; <em>TWT</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Emily-Miller-profile.html">Emily Miller</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>The sharp-tongued observers&#8230; <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/morning-chatter-257_b96232#more-96232" class="more-link">continued&#8230;</a></strong></p>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Quotes of the Day -</strong><em> the Oprah-Lance Armstrong edition.</em><strong><br />
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<p><strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-94142" title="badass" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/01/badass.jpeg" alt="" width="255" height="197" />From the Dept. of Bragiculture&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;WE BEAT GAWKER BY 25 MIN ON BANGS STORY!&#8221; &#8212; <em>WaPo</em>&#8216;s <strong>Reliable Source</strong> on finally getting a story within spitting distance of another gossip outlet. The item concerned first lady Michelle Obama&#8217;s new hairstyle, which involves bangs.</p>
<p><strong>The Media Observer</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Favorite line from inaug committee warning abt Metro: &#8216;You will have to stand in close proximity to several thousand people&#8217;&#8221; &#8212; <em>NYT</em>&#8216;s Washington Deputy Bureau Chief <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Carl-Hulse-profile.html">Carl Hulse</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-94143" title="imgres-12" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/01/imgres-125.jpeg" alt="" width="232" height="191" />Editor wants Christian Mingle to leave him alone<br />
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<p>&#8220;Dear Christian Mingle, stop sending me emails.&#8221; &#8212; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Ebone-Bell-profile.html">Eboné Bell</a></strong>, Managing Editor of <em>Tagg</em> magazine, Hip Hop Cardio Instructor, &amp; Founder of Capital Queer Prom.</p>
<p><strong>Oprah&#8217;s masterful interview skills<br />
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<p>&#8220;Oprah rules. She is REALLY good at this. Just a master interviewer.&#8221; &#8212; <em>WaPo</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Chris-Cillizza-profile.html">Chris Cillizza</a></strong>. <strong>Also</strong>: &#8220;Lance is the least sympathetic apologizer possible. I feel ZERO empathy with him.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oprah is a hell of a good interviewer.&#8221;&#8211; CNN&#8217;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jeffrey-Toobin-profile.html">Jeffrey Toobin</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;This is as much am exercise in journalism as confession. The packages Oprahs guys are dropping in help people who are new to the story.&#8221; &#8212; <em>NYT</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/David-Carr-profile.html">David Carr</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not feeling Lance but I&#8217;m loving Oprah. She is a first class interviewer.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Washingtonian</em> Publisher <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Merrill-Williams-profile.html">Cathy Merrill Williams</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;I love Oprahshe just goes straight in! #BOOM&#8221; &#8212; <em>Essence</em> and <em>theGrio</em> columnist <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Sophia-Nelson-profile.html">Sophia Nelson</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-94145" title="imgres-4" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/01/imgres-49.jpeg" alt="" width="381" height="214" />The Best of&#8230; on Oprah &amp; Lance</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Oprah tells crowd to look under their chairs where they discover rotten vegetables to throw at Lance. That interview I would watch.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Reuters</em>&#8216; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Sam-Youngman-profile.html">Sam Youngman</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Every asshole should get to do an interview with Oprah.&#8221; &#8212; <em>New York Daily News</em>&#8216; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Josh-Greenman-profile.html">Josh Greenman</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;Mike Wallace would have filleted Lance Armstrong like a fish.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Politico</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Roger-Simon-profile.html">Roger Simon</a></strong>.</p>
<p><em>(Fake Oprah Question)</em>: &#8220;Did you ever have sex with a dead wizard&#8217;s body for magical powers?&#8221; &#8220;Yes&#8221; &#8212; <em>The Guardian</em> and <em>Salon</em> freelancer <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jim-Newell-profile.html">Jim Newell</a></strong> during the &#8220;yes or no&#8221; only portion of the interview.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-94147" title="imgres-7" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/01/imgres-76.jpeg" alt="" width="197" height="256" />&#8220;For the judging media, remember the &#8216;culture&#8217; that allows for enhancements that help your job (whisky, Adderoll, whisky).&#8221; &#8212; FNC&#8217;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Greg-Gutfeld-profile.html">Greg Gutfeld</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;I read his book, I supported LiveStrong- so awful to watch him tonight &#8211; he seems mostly sorry he got caught!&#8221; &#8212; NBC4&#8242;s  <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Doreen-Gentzler-profile.html">Doreen Gentzler</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;So Lance&#8217;s drug use was real and Manti&#8217;s gf was fake. Got it.&#8221; &#8212; <em>USA Today&#8217;</em>s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jackie-Kucinich-profile.html">Jackie Kucinich</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;I feel like this is a public therapy session.&#8221; &#8212; CNN AC360&#8242;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Devna-Shuka-profile.html">Devna Shuka</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;If I&#8217;ve learned anything from this Lance Armstrong interview, it&#8217;s he&#8217;s a high school girl. Stab you in the back without breaking a sweat.&#8221; &#8212; Social Media Editor for NBC Washington <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Cheryl-Thompson-profile.html">Cheryl Thompson</a></strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;If Lance Armstrong cared about ratings, he would have done interview on 60 Min. Not a cable network nobody watches.&#8221; &#8212; <strong>Alex Conant</strong>, U.S. GOP Sen. <strong>Marco Rubio</strong>&#8216;s press secretary.</p>
<p>&#8220;You did not just make a fat joke to Oprah.&#8221; &#8212; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Lizzie-OLeary-profile.html">Lizzie O&#8217;Leary</a></strong>, whose Twitter bio says simply, &#8220;apsiring Hildy Johnson.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;When does Oprah roll out the wagon of fat?&#8221; &#8212; <em>ClearChannel</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Colby-Hall-profile.html">Colby Hall</a></strong>. <strong>Also</strong>: &#8220;First clue that I am not on one of my regular viewing channels: seeing ads referencing transvaginal mesh.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Fun continuity game: watch water levels in Lance &amp; Oprah water glasses for edit jumping. Straws are an odd touch, too.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Politico</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Steve-Friess-profile.html">Steve Friess</a></strong>.</p>
<p><em><strong>Daily Caller reporter takes nasty swipe at CNN&#8217;s Piers Morgan.</strong></em><strong>..</strong></p>
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<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 10:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
  
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Strangely enough, when Fox News&#8217; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Greg-Gutfeld-profile.html">Greg Gutfeld</a></strong> smiles, he looks just like Sen. <strong>Roy Blunt</strong>, the junior Republican senator from Missouri. Stay focused on their mouths. Gutfeld may also have a strain of <strong>Alfred E. Newman</strong> in him. Have a look.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-92703" title="Screen Shot 2012-12-30 at 8.48.20 PM" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/01/Screen-Shot-2012-12-30-at-8.48.20-PM.png" alt="" width="165" height="171" /><img class="alignnone  wp-image-92704" title="Screen Shot 2012-12-30 at 8.35.49 PM" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/01/Screen-Shot-2012-12-30-at-8.35.49-PM.jpg" alt="" width="160" height="171" /><img class="alignnone  wp-image-92706" title="imgres-3" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2013/01/imgres-31.jpeg" alt="" width="129" height="171" /></p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 11:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
  
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<description><![CDATA[<p><img class=" wp-image-90722 alignright" title="Jasper_Paw" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2012/12/Jasper_Paw-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="327" height="435" />Every so often, we like to check in with <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Dana-Perino-profile.html">Dana Perino</a></strong> of Fox News to see what she&#8217;s sharing with the world. Most of the time, Dana is tweeting about her <del>son</del> dog, <strong>Jasper</strong>.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s just get right to it, shall we? Here&#8217;s one of the most bizarre pictures of the dog that Dana has EVER tweeted with the caption, &#8220;He must have realized what &#8216;getting tutored by the vet on Tuesday&#8217; really means.&#8221; I can honestly say that I have no idea what she&#8217;s trying to say. Did she mean neutered? Does she think Jasper really knows? Why did she show us yet another a doggie-porn-crotch-shot of her canine?</p>
<p>It only gets weirder&#8230; <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/dana-perino-fox-news-jasper-dog-greg-gutfled_b90716#more-90716" class="more-link">continued&#8230;</a></p>
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<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
  
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<p><strong>&#8220;600 sheep must have died to make that fleece.&#8221;</strong> &#8212; FNC &#8220;The Five&#8217;s&#8221; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Greg-Gutfeld-profile.html">Greg Gutfeld</a></strong> regarding New Jersey Gov. <strong>Chris Christie&#8217;s</strong> pullover. Gutfeld <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/d-c-journos-win-big-for-being-sexist_b88855">recently received</a> a sexist award from the Women&#8217;s Media Center for referring to Rep. <strong>Debbie Wasserman Schultz</strong> as &#8220;Frizzilla.&#8221; We think this proves that he&#8217;s as much anti-fat people as he is against women with bad hairdos.</p>
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<p><strong><em>Politico</em> producer looking for ding dongs</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Anyone got a box of Hostess Ding Dongs that they&#8217;re looking to get rid of?&#8221; &#8212; <em>Politico</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Caitlin-Emma-profile.html">Caitlin Emma</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Convo Between Two Journos</strong></p>
<p><em>Bloomberg</em> <em>Business Insider</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Joshua-Green-profile.html">Joshua Green</a></strong>: &#8220;U a dope who paid $500 for Twinkies thinking they were going extinct? DM me for a trend piece.&#8221; <em>HuffPost</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Sam-Stein-profile.html">Sam Stein</a></strong>:&#8221; I did (is this how u use dm?)&#8221;</p>
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<p><strong>Question NEVER to ponder</strong>: &#8220;Is it a law of Chapstick buying that you will lose your chapstick within 7 seconds of buying it? Or is that just me?&#8221; &#8211;<em> U.S. News &amp; World Report</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Jason-Koebler-profile.html">Jason Koebler</a></strong>. Pssst Jason&#8230;it&#8217;s just you!</p>
<p><strong>Is Sherri Shepherd leaving The View?</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Need to ask for a job application @HomeGoods &#8211; as much merchandise as I moved its only fitting I go back and help clean up!&#8221; &#8212; ABC &#8220;The View&#8217;s&#8221; <strong>Sherri Shepherd</strong>.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-89638" title="imgres-5" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2012/11/imgres-514.jpeg" alt="" width="265" height="223" />Quote Taken Out of Context</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;@TheFix Your bottle of Sex Panther cologne has just been Amazon-ed.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Politico</em>&#8216;s White House Correspondent <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Glenn-Thrush-profile.html">Glenn Thrush</a></strong> to <em>WaPo</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Chris-Cillizza-profile.html">Chris Cillizza</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Journo tries to lure journos to event via Petraeous</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Gen. Petraeus is coming to &#8216;Politics and Pints&#8217; tonight. Are you? (Ok, he isn&#8217;t. But you still should.)&#8221; &#8212; <em>WaPo</em>&#8216;s <strong>Cillizza</strong>, trying hard to get people to attend his Politics and Pints trivia night at the Cap Lounge.</p>
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<p><strong>Following the mistress: a pointless practice?</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;I fail to see the journalistic benefit in following<strong> Paula Broadwell</strong> wherever she goes.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Mother Jones</em> blogger <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Adam-Serwer-profile.html">Adam Serwer</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Journo wonders about journo posture</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Standing desk types: How do you square with laptop use? Standing up, but laptop means bad posture, head angle.&#8221; &#8212; <em>Politico</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Patrick-Gavin-profile.html">Patrick Gavin</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-89637" title="imgres-4" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2012/11/imgres-418.jpeg" alt="" width="275" height="183" />Obama and Boehner: Black and Tan</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Obama and Boehner are working on their new budget compromise, a Black &amp; Tan.&#8221;  &#8212; Conservative Commentator and author <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Ann-Coulter-profile.html">Ann Coulter</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Journo becomes his father and Trump offers yet another useless opinion&#8230;</strong><br />
 <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/morning-chatter-241_b89615#more-89615" class="more-link">continued&#8230;</a></p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2012 09:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
  
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<title>D.C. Journos Win Awards for Alleged Sexism</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-88860" title="Soq6M" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2012/11/Soq6M-300x179.png" alt="" width="358" height="213" />Not all awards are meant for resumés.</p>
<p>Some Washington journalists are among those getting recognized for being sexist in their political coverage. Name It. Change It., a non-partisan project of <a href="http://www.sheshouldrun.org/">She Should Run</a>, <a href="http://www.womensmediacenter.com/">Women’s Media Center</a>, and <a href="http://www.politicalparity.org/">Political Parity</a> that aims to combat what they call &#8220;widespread&#8221; sexism in the media, began publicly informing winners this morning on Twitter.</p>
<p><strong>Among the award winners</strong>: <em>HuffPost</em> Social Media Editor <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Ethan-Klapper-profile.html">Ethan Klapper</a></strong> for an allegedly sexist slideshow; <em>HuffPost</em> Style fashion writers <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Lauren-Rothman-profile.html">Lauren Rothman</a></strong> and <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Christina-Wilkie-profile.html">Christina Wilkie</a></strong> for what the organization deems as sexist fashion reporting; and FNC &#8220;The Five&#8217;s&#8221; <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Greg-Gutfeld-profile.html">Greg Gutfeld</a></strong> and <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Kimberly-Guilfoyle-profile.html">Kimberly Guilfoyle</a></strong> for referring to Florida Democratic Rep. <strong>Debbie Wasserman Schultz</strong> as &#8220;frizzilla.&#8221; Guilfoyle remarked, &#8220;I gave up perms a long time ago.&#8221;</p>
<p>We reached out to <em>HuffPost</em> for reaction. Klapper had no comment and referred me to <em>HuffPost</em> Publicist <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Rhoades-Alderson-profile.html">Rhoades Alderson</a></strong>. The others did not immediately respond to our request.<strong> UPDATE: </strong>See a comment from Alderson after the jump&#8230;<strong><br />
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<p>Name It. Change It. gave <em>HuffPost</em> their <strong>Award For Creating Sexist Standards For Women in Politics</strong>&#8230; <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/d-c-journos-win-big-for-being-sexist_b88855#more-88855" class="more-link">continued&#8230;</a></p>
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<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2012 15:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
  
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<title>Project Fishbowl: FNC&#8217;s Dana Perino &amp; Jasper</title>
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<p>Welcome to our relatively new feature, “<strong>Project Fishbowl</strong>”, in which we take photographs and anything else we find worthy of analyzing and put it through severe scrutiny. Kind of like TV’s “Project Runway”, but with a fishy twist. Today we have Fox News &#8220;The Five&#8221; host <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Dana-Perino-profile.html">Dana Perino</a></strong> with her beloved dog, Jasper, who sometimes poses in what look to be pornographic poses. Today she tones it down a little. As an FYI: Sometimes we invite guests to appear on <strong>Project Fishbowl</strong>. Today is no exception.</p>
<p><strong>Betsy</strong>: Adorable Jasper sound asleep after breastfeeding.</p>
<p><strong>Peter</strong>: This is a really sweet pic of Dana and <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Greg-Gutfeld-profile.html">Greg Gutfeld</a></strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Eddie</strong>: The curl in her lips<br />
The ice in her stair<br />
The innocent children better beware<br />
She&#8217;s like a spider waiting<br />
for the kill<br />
Look out for<br />
Cruella De Vil</p>
<p><strong>Piranhamous</strong>: It&#8217;s often said that &#8220;men are dogs.&#8221; In this case, every heterosexual man, and even some gay ones, wishes that were true. For a few minutes, anyway.</p>
<p><strong>Deep Sea Dweller</strong>: &#8220;Hi. My name is Dana. I&#8217;m 40 years old, love long walks on the beach, dogs, and nights in curled up on the couch. I&#8217;m looking for someone to switch spots with my cute pup.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong><em>The Daily Caller</em>&#8216;s TV writer Jeff Poor</strong>:  It looks like a pose that&#8217;s like one of those maternal magazine celebrity covers with <strong>Jessica Simpson</strong>, <strong>Snooki</strong> and their respective children that haunt you at the grocery store checkout line. At least it didn&#8217;t cross this threshold (see disgusting picture after jump&#8230;)</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/project-fishbowl-fox-news-the-five-dana-perino-jasper_b88124#more-88124" class="more-link">continued&#8230;</a></p>
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<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 14:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-medium wp-image-87672 alignright" title="jaspersleep" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2012/10/jaspersleep-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" />By now, we&#8217;ve seen the destruction that<strong> Superstorm Sandy</strong> bombed onto the East Coast Monday evening. Hopefully, you all prepared and stocked up on batteries, non-perishable items and such. We know that FNC&#8217;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Dana-Perino-profile.html">Dana Perino</a></strong>&#8216;s dog, <strong>Jasper</strong>, certainly banked some sleep. We know this because Dana tweeting out a picture of him cat-napping before the storm hit.</p>
<p>In fact, she kept us in the loop on the dog&#8217;s happenings all throughout the storm&#8230; <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/whats-dana-perino-fox-news-tweeting-the-sandy-edition_b87652#more-87652" class="more-link">continued&#8230;</a></p>
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<title>Cy-Fi: Greg Gutfeld Confesses to Hangover On Live TV</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><strong><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-85937" title="greg_gutfeld_RedEye" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2012/10/greg_gutfeld_RedEye-300x224.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="224" />Where we watch MSNBC’s <em>The Cycle</em> and Fox News’ <em>The Five</em> so you don’t have to…</strong></p>
<p>After a brief stay in Washington on Tuesday to celebrate the upcoming release of his new book, <em>The Five</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Greg-Gutfeld-profile.html">Greg Gutfeld</a></strong> returned to New York City yesterday. On the show, he confessed to having too much fun in D.C.</p>
<p>While discussing congressional hearings regarding last month&#8217;s attack on a U.S. embassy in Libya, Gutfeld said the Obama administration is &#8220;spinning more tails than a tuxedo factory.&#8221;</p>
<p>After a short but awkward silence, Gutfeld graded his joke a &#8220;B.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;That was okay,&#8221; co-host <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Dana-Perino-profile.html">Dana Perino</a></strong> said. &#8220;And that&#8217;s being generous,&#8221; bleated other co-host <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Bob-Beckel-profile.html">Bob Beckel</a></strong>.</p>
<p>Gutfeld explained the lackluster joke. &#8220;I was off yesterday. I have a little bit of a hangover,&#8221; he said. Viewers across the country might have thought this in itself was a joke. But during an interview with FishbowlDC on Tuesday, Gutfeld said at one point he was &#8220;drawing a blank&#8221; because he had previously had &#8220;four wines.&#8221;</p>
<p>That interview took place at 7:30 p.m.</p>
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<dc:creator>Eddie Scarry</dc:creator>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2012 12:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boob Expert Shows up to Gutfeld Book Party</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-85850" title="Nancy" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2012/10/Nancy-e1349890758644-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="220" height="291" />Walking into the Breitbart Embassy last night was sort of what one imagines walking into <strong>Michael Jackson</strong>&#8216;s old home: Stationed in the living room was an ice cream stand with the Good Humor man. Outside was a petting zoo with ducks, bunnies, an alpaca and a tiny horse. And walking around the whole house was <strong>Nancy Leonard</strong>, an accordionist dressed in traditional Swiss clothing, who prides herself on being able to walk and play music at the same time.</p>
<p>&#8220;Do you know what the difference between an accordionist and an entertainer is?&#8221; Leonard asked FishbowlDC. &#8220;An entertainer can walk and play. Most accordionists have to sit and read the music.&#8221;</p>
<p>Leonard is a former breast implant specialist for the FDA. &#8220;I helped all kinds of people,&#8221; she said. &#8220;I helped men, women, transvestites&#8230; anybody.&#8221;</p>
<p>Also roaming around the zoo was former Sen. <strong>Fred Thompson</strong> (R-Tenn.).</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-85865" title="Gutfeld1" src="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2012/10/Gutfeld1-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="337" height="252" />The Embassy was hosting a party for FNC <em>The Five</em>&#8216;s <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Greg-Gutfeld-profile.html">Greg Gutfeld</a></strong> who has a book coming out next month. Gutfeld&#8217;s book, <em>The Joy of Hate</em>, is dedicated to the late <strong><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/Andrew-Breitbart-profile.html">Andrew Breitbart</a></strong>. It&#8217;s a commentary on the knee-jerk reaction people have to cry foul at anything and everything. Gutfeld said young and old people as well as &#8220;people that are not young or old&#8221; should read the book.</p>
<p>Party invitations inexplicably featured an old &#8217;90s TV screenshot of Gutfeld from when he worked for <em>Men&#8217;s Health</em>. In the photograph, a buff Gutfeld is in a tank top and has a high-top haircut. &#8220;How dare you,&#8221; he said when we brought it up.</p>
<p><strong>More Gutfeld and pictures&#8230;</strong></p>
<p> <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/greg-gutfeld-breitbart-joy-hating-everything_b85839#more-85839" class="more-link">continued&#8230;</a></p>
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<dc:creator>Eddie Scarry</dc:creator>
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<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 15:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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