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All A-Twitter: Benghazi is The Gift that Keeps on Giving

Journos from across the political spectrum are taking to Twitter (again) to air their grievances with /sing the praises of David Kirkpatrick‘s NYT piece on what really happened in Benghazi on Sept 11, 2012.

 

 

 

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Morning Chatter

And now… a very important bra question

“Girls, what is a good bra company that is not Victoria’s Secret, but still pretty? I might have to start my own company.” — Miss DC 2009 Jen Corey. Send any and all responses to FishbowlDC@mediabistro.com and we’ll report the news for Ms. Corey’s benefit.

Rachel Jeantel returns: thank God!

“The shockingly casual racism and snobbery being directed at my guest Rachel Jeantel on here says it all. I will treat her with more respect.” — CNN’s Piers Morgan, who had the George Zimmerman trial breakout star on his program last night.

Contemplating the back of Bresnahan’s head

“Anddddd we’re back to staring at the back of @BresPolitico head #nuclearoption.” — CQ Roll Call Deputy Editor Emily Pierce, alluding to a closed-door meeting Monday night in which the Senate tried in vain to reach a deal on filibustering presidential nominees. Pierce is referring to Politico‘s John Bresnahan. Antonia Ferrier, communications director for Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), remarked, “And he has a lovely head.” USA TODAY‘s Susan Davis remarked, “When I see Bres’s head on TV I think of this.” She links to a scene from “So I Married an Ax Murderer — head — Part 1.”

Politico Playbook Publish Time: 6:26 a.m.

Journos kid falls, can’t get up

“4yo screamed down the hall that he’d fallen and couldn’t get up. Then couldn’t understand why I was laughing. He was fine thankfully.” — RedState Editor and FNC Contributor Erick Erickson.

Reporter announces new job at CNN

“A personal update: I’m joining @CNN as reporter covering Justice Dept later this month. See you then.” — Evan Perez.

The Observer

“Ann Coulter was trolling before it was called trolling.” — Townhall Managing Editor Kevin Glass.

Journo love

“Reporter whose stuff I really like: @nirajc. Follow.” — WaPo‘s Chris Cillizza, referring to National Journal‘s Niraj Chokshi.

The R-rated Observer

“Noting how often the @Morning_Joe camera goes to that profile angle of Kelly O’Donnell, highlighting her impressive, er… assets.” — HotAir’s Jazz Shaw.

Uh oh.

“Police are asking for your help in finding a Germantown man who may need his medications.” — ABC7. The story doesn’t say which medications the man is on, but they must be rather serious for the police alert.

Insomnia strikes…

“I hate insomnia. Fucking HATE it.” — Liz Mair, former RNC online communications director, GOProud advisory board member, at 3:49 a.m. “Ian” sympathized, saying, “I’ve slept about 5 hours since Friday. I feel like a coke head minus the cocaine. Its awful.”

Delightfully ominous… “Whomp, a homeless man on the subway just damned me to hell. Happy Tuesday!” – NYT Communications Associate Jordan Cohen at 6:40 a.m.

A little bright at cheery for 7:02 a.m.: “Good morning Twitter constituents! Today is the first day of the rest of your life so get up and be EXCITED about it. Have a blessed day!” — Javonni Brustow, editor of TheDCPundit and PopGlitz.

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Quotes of the Day

“No one thought a congressman who was already a walking dick joke would tweet their junk.”Daily Show‘s Jessica Williams opining on what not to do on Twitter.


KIDS AND BEER: “Stop the internet right now. This is the cutest picture of all time.”Roll Call’s Meredith Shiner on Washington Examiner‘s David Drucker and his offspring at the Congressional baseball game last night.

A rare note of travel praise

“Many thanks to the folks at @DeltaAssist for being a very helpful social media customer service team. @Delta.” — Yahoo! News’ Chris Moody.

TV reporter calls Chris Matthews an “asshole”

“O’Reilly is mistaken. He attributes Chris Matthews’ incendiary rhetoric to a desire for ratings instead of Matthews just being an asshole.” — The Daily Caller‘s Jeff Poor.

Politico Playbook Publish Time: 7:35 p.m.

No sugarcoating here…

“I have no earthly idea if I will follow you back or not. Just being honest.” — QGA and The Hill‘s John Feehery.

Ominous…

“Somebody up there really, really, REALLY hates me.” — FNC Senate producer Kara Rowland at 10:30 p.m. last night.

“I should never check my work e-mail this late in the evening. Now I want to jump off the balcony.” — Jazz Shaw, Weekend Editor at Hot Air at 9:37 p.m. last night.

Eavesdrop Cafe: Drunk interns on the Metro!

As chronicled by Roll Call’s Emily Cahn last night.

1. “Drunk intern on the metro: I knew my ex girlfriend sucked when I found out her favorite jelly bean was buttered popcorn. #dcinterns #lol”

2. “Drunk loud interns Also made fun of their friend who was a vegetarian but eats sausage. ‘Like, that’s literally the grossest meat’”

3. “Drunk loud interns also made fun of the nerdy intern who got off a stop before them. #metroentertainment”

Spotted this week at Boxcar Tavern: Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.).

Eddie Scarry and Peter Ogburn contributed to this report.

 

 

 

Morning Chatter

Quotes of the Day

“I don’t know where zoftig ends and Dunkin Donuts begins.”HuffPost and MSNBC’s Howard Fineman on New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie weight loss in reaction to an intro from Touré who used the word “zoftig” to describe the governor even thought the word is supposed to apply to pleasantly plump women. In Yiddish, the word means “juicy.” Fineman continued, “I would bet that he does master it because having the desire to be President is even stronger than the desire to eat donuts. So I think he will do that and it’ll help make him a good story, at least initially.”

Bachmann bails on Congress 

“Shorter Michele Bachmann: I’m smart enough. I’m good enough. And doggone it, people like me.” — WaPo‘s Karen Tumulty.

“Just me, or does Michele Bachmann’s music and cadence here channel Delta’s in-flight safety video?” — Daily Caller and The Week‘s Matt Lewis.

“In a rare 6:05AM appearance, @mikeallen joins us to discuss Michele Bachmann.” — Morning Joe.

“How cool would it be if Bachmann could ride out of Congress on a giant eagle?” — Politico‘s Glenn Thrush.

Weiner Police Returns

“I can’t even have a conversation on this set without you all losing it.” — MSNBC “Morning Joe” Co-host Mika Brzezinksi on broaching the topic of ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) running for mayor of New York. Mika turns into the Weiner Police whenever Weiner’s name is on the rise. One thing is clear: Mika is just not that into Weiner.

Ask Judy Today at 1:30 p.m.

“Questions for @JudyWoodruff? She’ll answer during a live chat tomorrow at 1:30 pm ET. #AskJudy” — PBS NewsHour.

Blogger finds girls to be a mystery 

“Right. My eldest daugher [sic] graduated summa cum laude, but I don’t understand girls.” — Conservative blogger Robert Stacy McCain.

Producer in search of propane

“So here I am. Racing the clock to get more propane while a partially-cooked red snapper hangs out on the grill awaiting my return.” — FBDC and Bill Press‘ Producer Peter Ogburn.

Who could it be?

“Overheard: ‘I’m writing a story…what they they called … the little ones…’ ‘Blog post?’ ‘Blog post!’ — Politico lobbying and campaign finance reporter Byron Tau.

TV correspondent gets weight-conscious

“My German childhood nickname translates to ‘FAT.’ Sso when a co-worker asked ‘what do you weigh… 190?’ you can understand my angst.” — ABC7′s Stephen Tschida.

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Quotes of the Day

“This headline writer should get a bonus.” — WaPo’s Karen Tumulty of a headline this week in LAT.

WTF?

“Every time I work outside I’m reminded that mosquitos [sic]:Kevin::Kevin:chicken fried steak. And bug spray must be like cream gravy or something because it has no effect.” — Townhall Managing Editor Kevin Glass, who apparently uses bug spray on his steak.

Uh oh.

“Dear God, glitch in condo quest! Keep fingers crossed, trying to work things out. Kids I can’t take another disappointment…” — ABC7′s Stephen Tschida, who has been through the wringer with his search for a condo.

Wrap your head around this…

“Carol Burnett to receive Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.” — WaPo Book World Editor Ron Charles.

“I award @RonCharles the Carol Burnett Prize for American Humor.” — ReutersJack Shafer.

Bureau Chief gets touch of road rage 

“Oh my god, this traffic is soul crushing. …I don’t know how people drive to work. I’d murder all the things if I had to do this.” — BuzzFeed Bureau Chief John Stanton on Tuesday evening.

WTF Part II

“So, I know I’ve been going on all day about graduations, but something crazy just happened on FB, and I had to immediately defriend someone. Am I crazy for this? When is it ever really appropriate to hit someone with a ‘yo you didnt call me?’ if y’all don’t really talk?” — WaPo ExpressClinton Yates. First off, yes, Yates, you’re crazy for this. Dear Readers, we tried in vain to get the complete story out of him last night as to what happened here, but failed miserably. Either his story sucks or we don’t get it. We’re willing to concede both. But you’ve been warned. Go “trolling” in the vicinity of Yates on social media and you could be defriended, blocked, etc…

Learning the lingo 

“I also learned that ‘Katie Holmes’ Knee Vagina?’ is an actual headline.” — Jazz Shaw, weekend editor at Hot Air.

Katie Holmes photo credit: TMZ

 

Morning Chatter

Quotes of the Day

GREAT EXPECTATIONS: “It’s just too easy for the NY Post headline writers.”HuffPost‘s Sam Stein.

Speaking of Weiner…

“We really need to get moving on a conservative PAC to support Anthony Weiner getting back into politics. Who’s with me?” — Jazz Shaw, weekend editor at Hot Air.

Publisher wants beach body

“My current body-type is ‘zeppelin.’ So not ready for summer.” — Metro Weekly Co-Publisher Sean Bugg.

A publicist says no to pantyhose 

“If you’re wearing pantyhose with sandals you and I have a serious problem.” — Courtney Cohen, a publicist and former producer for ABC’s “This Week.”

Politico scribe to Hollywood

“I’m in Hollywood to cover the RNC Spring mtg. Invocation ahead of possibly-contentious, 5-hr Rules mtg asks God to give everyone patience.” Politico‘s James Hohmann. What he won’t be attending: “Dick Cheney will address the RNC at a closed-press lunch tomorrow afternoon here in Hollywood.” Roll Call‘s Jonathan Strong had a suggestion for Hohmann, saying, “You should go to Voyeur with some RNC people.”  Hohmann replied, “I would NOT get reimbursed for that.”

Halperin’s Words of Wisdom

“Dear colleagues: sometimes elected officials try to pass laws b/c they think those laws are right, not to gain electoral or political edge.” — TIME‘s Mark Halperin.

Politico Playbook Publish Time: 6:43 a.m.

When lateness pays off

“Got off jury duty by showing up late. Weird incentive there.” — BuzzFeed Editor-in-Chief Ben Smith.

From the Dept. of Bragiculture…

“Getting so many emails the little transparent Outlook notice in the corner of my computer just isn’t turning off anymore.” — Politico‘s Alex Guillen, who deserves a hearty congratulations for getting a lot of emails.

MSNBC journo has fun facts on cicadas and a style writer braces herself for a lot of face time at the salon… Read more

Morning Chatter

Quotes of the Day

IT’S THE LITTLE THINGS: “Rush Limbaugh with a porn-stache will save your Tuesday afternoon.” — BuzzFeed’s Bennie Johnson

Weinermania

This morning at 5 a.m. the NYT Magazine’s big blockbuster story on ex-Rep. Anthony Weiner and wife Huma Abedin broke. Read it here.

“Just spitballing here but why not Weiner v McConnell? Don’t let this opp pass you by DSCC.” — Executive Director of America Rising PAC Tim Miller, former aide to presidential hopeful Jon Huntsman and GOP flak.

“Weiner Wants Back In The Game- why can’t disgraced politicians find a different job?” — tennis star Martina Navratilova.

“Long read, but Weiner’s diagnosis of himself regarding his behavior could apply to many elected officials.” — NBC’s Chuck Todd.

“Will Weiner Rise Again?” — Drudge.

“Why is Weiner not wearing shoes and socks in NYT picture? Cmon man!” — Politico‘s Ben White.

Autocorrect War Stories

“Autocorrect: When ‘free cone day’ turned into ‘free clone day.’ Where do I sign??” — National Journal‘s Brian Fung.

“My spell-checker just suggested I replace ‘Coburn’ with ‘corncob.’ Not doing it, but you have to wonder.” — Daily Mail U.S. Political Editor David Martosko in regard to Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.).

WTF Central

“It’s weird how by typing these few words I can ruin your whole day: La la la la la, la la, these little lies. La la la la la, la la, these.” — Slate and NYT‘s Farhad Manjoo.

Bald dudes: Don’t let this happen to you

“Fuck I really should have put some suntan lotion in my bald spot #soooooburned.” — Mike Elk.

ABC’s Stephanopoulos plugs wife’s TV appearance

“Proud hubby time: Check out Ali on The View today.” — ABC GMA and “This Week” host George Stephanopoulos.

Something to look forward to?

“@KevinWGlass Remind me to schedule a beatdown for your ass when I’m in DC in May” — Jazz Shaw, weekend editor at Hot Air in reference to Townhall Managing Editor Kevin Glass.

Important question to consider and an interesting open invitation… Read more