We get a LOT of pitches here in the Fishbowl. Lucky for you, we ignore a LOT of them. But, every once in a while, we get a pitch that is so beautifully stupid, we can’t help but share it with you, our trusted readers. Today’s Dumbass Pitch comes from Cathy Unruh, who describes herself as “Nationally Known Animal Advocate and Author of ‘Taming Me: Memoir of a Clever Island Cat.”
Now, I have two pets that I love very much. (Four, if my children count as pets. I say yes, since they are complete animals.) I’ve always had a dog. But, I already don’t like where this is going. Someone who calls themselves an “animal advocate” rarely ever actually means it. They’re usually some sad person who calls their 27 cats their “animal children” and would breast feed their kittens if they could.
So, what exactly is this pitch? Read more