By now Paula Broadwell, alleged mistress to General David Petraeous, is practically a household name. Interesting enough, her photograph turned up in Aspen Security Forum’s 2012 speaker’s list. She is, after all, author of that now ridiculously perfectly-named biography,  All In: The Education of General David Petraeous.

Yup. There she is, strutting her stuff amid a bunch of balding or otherwise unattractive white men and a few angry looking women tossed in for good measure.

Funny, you can almost hear her belting out that old 1980 Enjoli perfume commercial in this picture… “I can put the wash on the line, feed the kids, get dressed, pass out the kisses, and get to work by five to nine. I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan. And never, ever let you forget you’re a man…!