And just when I thought ABC’s WHCA Dinner list (complete with Modern Family actors Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell) couldn’t be topped…at least for me personally. CBS goes and snags one of my faves, funny girl Chelsea Handler. Handler will attend as a guest of CBS’ Katie Couric.

Between Rahm Emanuel and Chelsea Handler, expect to hear a lot of F-bombs being dropped from CBS’ side of the room…

I am not star-crazy but consider this your warning, ABC News: “I may act the fool when I see two of your WHCA Dinner guests – Julie Bowen and Ty Burrell from my favorite show, ABC’s Modern Family.”

If you don’t watch Modern Family, you should. Okay, enough of my PSA…on to the rest of ABC’s WHCD guest list.

J.J. Abrams and Katie McGrath will attend with George Stephanopoulos and Ali Wentworth. Additionally, ABC has “Hurt Locker” director Kathryn Bigelow and “Hurt Locker” screenwriter and producer, Mark Boal.

For Washington guests, ABC snagged Scott Brown, Leon Panetta, Julianna Smoot, Peter Orszag, Michelle Rhee and Kevin Johnson. Talent attending includes Diane Sawyer, Robin Roberts, Cynthia McFadden, Martin Bashir, Terry Moran and Merriman Smith Award recipient Jake Tapper.