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Poetry by Jake

Tapper: NOT Sexiest Man Alive

By Patrick on November 17, 2005 12:13 PM

Poor Jake Tapper…

First, he laments the fact that Stephen Colbert never calls.

Now, he’s upset that he was overlooked for People mag’s Sexiest Man Alive contest. But he gives props to the real winner, Matthew McConaughey…

    Alright, alright, alright.

    Wooderson is named PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive. You got to just keep livin’…L-I-V-I-N.

    It hurts to be passed up for the honor once again, but good to see it going to a man who appreciates percussion.

    (Though to be frank, “Sahara” was just God-awful.)

    More later –

    jt

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