The Most Beautiful Thing Ever
No. Not imagining a room full of all of these people. Or that red floating bag in American Beauty. Or Bloomberg guest Anna Kournikova.
No, we’re talking about this.
Wonkette–proving that Simply Gorgeous is their middle name(s)–has slaved and toiled to bring you a picture scan of the Bloomberg invite and, by golly, if a kitten’s purr could actually be seen, it would probably look something like this.
Perhaps Ron Burgundy summed it up best:
I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there’s going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won’t be invited!
Exactly. The immense beauty of a Bloomberg ticket makes the fact that you weren’t invited all the more painful.
Oh Bloomberg…
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