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The Onion Releases Santorum Video

The Onion kicks off its special election “War for the White House” coverage today with this video about Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum. The series is “a pretty big deal for us to be bringing back since the last time we did it (in 08), it helped us win a Peabody Award,” remarked Anne Finn in her email to us.

We don’t think they meant to misspell Santorum, but this is how they put it..”Heartbroken Satorum [sic] Condemns Gay Marriage For Two-Timing Jerks Like Nick.” Watch here.

Today’s top story, they explain, has the scoop on a heartbroken Santorum “cranking up his gay anti-gay rhetoric this week, saying jerks like Philadelphia’s Nicholas Wiseman should not be allowed to marry a man they barely know when there’s someone else out there who truly cares for them.”

More description of the series after the jump…

“Each episode is hosted by esteemed ONN anchor Andrea Bennett, with analyst Jason Copeland reporting from the 2012 DemocraGrid inside their studio dubbed the War For The White House bunker. Jason will be walking amid a field of unnecessarily-3D holographic charts and bar graphics to help us break down the numbers and data behind the election. Andrea will also be joined by conservative and liberal pundits to dissect the latest election trends and provide ONN’s award-winning political analysis.”

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