The Daily Caller is apparently having some sort of crisis of environmental consciousness at the GOP Convention in Tampa this week. So much so that they’re handing out recycled swag at their nightly soirees. Our tipster tells us the swag resembles toilet paper.

“Greetings from steamy Tampa,” replied Editor-in-Chief Tucker Carlson when we asked him about it. “I had no idea we were passing out recycled products. Seriously? Seems like we could afford new ones. I would have stopped it if I’d known. Please give me a heads up next time.”

The publication sponsored the smoking room at a larger Magnum party, where there was also a room with video games and a large concert hall in back. The Daily Caller room had people hand rolling cigars and glasses filled with cigarettes on every table.

We just hope Carlson had enough Nicorette to deal with a night like that.