usatodaywebvideoWe will let you judge for yourselves, dear readers, but this is how we think this planning meeting went down:

Old Head: USA Today is so boring! I don’t even want to read it and I am old! How will we ever get the youths to read our paper!?

Younger Head: I dunno. Lolz, We r screwd.

Old Head: Maybe if we use the young people’s favorite medium -web videos about pop stars -maybe this will make them love our brand and give us lots of clicks?

Younger Head: Um, no.

Old Head: Maybe you will do the videos!? You are young and know about twerkin!

Younger Head: Please, no…I will be mocked by my peers. I had a vidjo blog once in college. It wuz bad.

Old Head: Do it!

Younger Head: Sigh…I went 2 Harvard 4 this life…

Tragic video after the jump.