WaPo‘s Courtland Milloy thinks the reason the Redskins lost Sunday is bad karma over their name. Yeah, I know, it’s incredibly stupid.

But still, if Milloy is determined to change the name of the team, I thought I’d help him out on his Holy PC Quest by suggesting a few.

The Washington Whiny Reporters

The Washington Americans of No Discernible Ethnicity

The Washington Lobbyists (they pretty much run the town anyway)

The Washington Team That Really Isn’t Located in Washington

The Washington, Just The Washington

The Washington Professional Complainers

The Washington Racists (at least for a few years since I’m sure Milloy would like some sort of reparations for honoring American Indians with their name for so long)

The Washington Go Screw Yourself Courtland Milloys

Personally, I prefer the last one. Have a suggestion? Feel free to make them known in the comment section.