TIPS FROM THE POOL…INTO THE DEEP END


POTUS suddenly became Tiger Woods over the weekend — at least in the golfing sense.

“Golfing done, POTUS home. After 18 rounds, the president his golf crew, with the pool in tow, returned to the White House at 5:52 p.m.” wrote White House Pooler Thomas Burr of The Salt Lake Tribune. “Earlier, your pool moved from the base exchange to the club house and held for nine minutes in the vans. Agents directed the pool vans out of sight of the golfers. Left Andrews at 5:24. Uneventful motorcade back.”

Some 22 minutes later, Burr offered a correction. “Unless he’s the most amazing golfer ever, POTUS played 18 holes, not 18 rounds. My bad.”