Former LA Weekly television critic Robert Abele and this fishie are watching the Oscars together- via IM- and have been trying to settle on a drinking game.
We have to take a shot every time Mickey Rourke mentions his dead chihuahua Loki.
How about a shot for every time they cut to a famous person in the crowd obviously embarrassed for Hugh Jackman?
But if we do that, we’ll be wasted within 20 minutes.
We need something else.
Holy shit it’s about to start.
Ideas. You’re my Idea Man.
You’re the professional critic
Not anymore, dearie
Couldn’t they have taught Hugh Jackman to speak English for this event?
Kate Winslet got referred to as “range”
How about we take a drink every time we find ourselves wishing Jackman was Jon Stewart?
I don’t think turning the Oscars into the Tonys is going to help the ratings.
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