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Dina Lohan In April Bazaar

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April Bazaar offers up Dina Lohan by way of Phoebe Eaton, who’s seemingly never met a celebrity she couldn’t air-brush in prose. Glossing Over cackles with glee over this loopy statement:

Dina won’t let her two youngest [children] ride in Lindsay’s car. “Look at me,” she says, making deepest, darkest eye contact. “Diana will happen again,” she says.

Not soon enough. Oops–does that make us a cyber bully?

Popsugar notes that Dina likes to pretend she’s Lindsay’s assistant. You just know she’d say she was Lindsay’s sister if she thought anyone would buy it.

And then there’s that whole white Oprah thing.

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